You know you’re too stressed if…

Hey!Am I talking to you?!Yep, “sure, there’s no sugar”!So, listen up…You know you’re too stressed if…

• Relatives that have been dead for years come

visit you and suggest that you should get

some rest

• You say the same sentence over and over

again, not realising that you have said it

before

• The sun is too loud

• Trees begin chasing you

• You can see individual air molecules vibrating

• You can hear mimes

• You believe that if you think hard enough,

you can fly

• Things become very clear

• You say the same sentence over and over

again, not realising that you have said it before

• You can skip without a rope

• Your heart beat in 7/8 time

• You and reality file for divorce

• It appears to you that people speak to you

in binary code

• You have great revelations concerning: Life,

the Universe and everything else, but can’t

quite find the words for them before the white

glow disappears, leaving you more confused

than before

• You can travel without moving

• Antacid tablets become your sole source of

nutrition

• You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses

of people you are talking to

• You say the same sentence over and over

again, not realising that you have said it before

Sobolanind printr-un munte de fisiere de Project Management, mai da omul si peste niste chestii haioase…Si cum orice activitate se incepe (si se continua) cu o pauza, mai gasisem si o regula in acest domeniu minunat, plin cu fise Gantt, bugete si voie buna:

Law of project management

“When things are going well, something will

go wrong. When things can’t get any worse,

they will. When things appear to be going

better, you have overlooked something …

Murphy was an optimist!

Gata…prea multa voie buna strica (not!)…Mi se sufla in casca in mod insistent ca putina seriozitate nu strica…Asa ca, inapoi la treaba…

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